so i have been debating for so long about what to blog about, it has been over a week since my last blog. which is pretty preposterous if you ask me. but i really couldn't come up with anything good. now, i find myself with 15 minutes and i am going to speed blog something, yet i'm not sure, yet, what it will be about.
i could write about this "phantom" who keeps leaving my three birthday presents on my front porch every day starting on friday. They are almost all pink or contain the letter n. it could be my mom, but if it is, she has help. anyhow, it makes going home at the end of the day sort of exciting and fun.
i could write about the fact that my wonderfully planned birthday party has turned into a last minute cookout that cannot be attended by everyone i wish could come. i hate having a birthday on memorial day. it should work well because people are off work and things, but, it seems to not have worked out that well for me this year.
i could write about how my favorite store, elegant fashion, went out of business, causing me to need therapy, and a new place to buy "knock off" merchandise. and how that spot on southland drive is always going to taunt me.
i could write about how ready i am for school to be over, and how empty it feels now that the 8th grade is gone. i feel like my day is so disorganized because i dont have them coming in, screaming, causing chaos and making a mess of things. its so boring.
i could write about how john wall is now a kentucky wildcat and how i am already having dreams of an 8th national championship and how i am already trying to figure out how to get tickets to midnight madness next year, and whether i will take days off work to try to "camp" out for the tickets, or whether coach cal will find some crazy new way to hand them out....like he could drop them from the sky in an airplane...that would be awesome. and people would just stop their cars like money was falling from the sky.
i could write about how because ashley mistyped star wars, and instead typed star wards, we now have the idea for an incredible new movie.
and, i could write about how i have a stack of papers i need to take to the copier to hand out to the kids going to kya next year, but how the long walk to the copy machine seems, well, like it requires too much energy at this point, so ill just wait for tomorrow.
or, i could talk about my beautiful pink polka dot podium. it really is beautiful and i think that everyone is coveting the beauty of it. there are festive dots, hand prints, and really, it just suits me. and i think it is hilarious that the kids did it on their own...picked out the colors even. i am so completely transparent.
but, since i spent so much time thinking of all the things i could write about, i actually have wasted the entire 15 minutes, so, i guess this blog will now be titled, "things this blog could have been about if i could have only decided on a topic." yes. that has a nice ring to it.
next time, ill decide on a topic before i come here.
aformerblonde.
i could write about this "phantom" who keeps leaving my three birthday presents on my front porch every day starting on friday. They are almost all pink or contain the letter n. it could be my mom, but if it is, she has help. anyhow, it makes going home at the end of the day sort of exciting and fun.
i could write about the fact that my wonderfully planned birthday party has turned into a last minute cookout that cannot be attended by everyone i wish could come. i hate having a birthday on memorial day. it should work well because people are off work and things, but, it seems to not have worked out that well for me this year.
i could write about how my favorite store, elegant fashion, went out of business, causing me to need therapy, and a new place to buy "knock off" merchandise. and how that spot on southland drive is always going to taunt me.
i could write about how ready i am for school to be over, and how empty it feels now that the 8th grade is gone. i feel like my day is so disorganized because i dont have them coming in, screaming, causing chaos and making a mess of things. its so boring.
i could write about how john wall is now a kentucky wildcat and how i am already having dreams of an 8th national championship and how i am already trying to figure out how to get tickets to midnight madness next year, and whether i will take days off work to try to "camp" out for the tickets, or whether coach cal will find some crazy new way to hand them out....like he could drop them from the sky in an airplane...that would be awesome. and people would just stop their cars like money was falling from the sky.
i could write about how because ashley mistyped star wars, and instead typed star wards, we now have the idea for an incredible new movie.
and, i could write about how i have a stack of papers i need to take to the copier to hand out to the kids going to kya next year, but how the long walk to the copy machine seems, well, like it requires too much energy at this point, so ill just wait for tomorrow.
or, i could talk about my beautiful pink polka dot podium. it really is beautiful and i think that everyone is coveting the beauty of it. there are festive dots, hand prints, and really, it just suits me. and i think it is hilarious that the kids did it on their own...picked out the colors even. i am so completely transparent.
but, since i spent so much time thinking of all the things i could write about, i actually have wasted the entire 15 minutes, so, i guess this blog will now be titled, "things this blog could have been about if i could have only decided on a topic." yes. that has a nice ring to it.
next time, ill decide on a topic before i come here.
aformerblonde.
I really think that if we market this thing right, Star Wards could be bigger than the Star Trek remake. Here's what I'm thinking: stay true to the plot and characterization of the original. Replace "a galaxy far far away" with "a nuthouse in rural Kentucky," and the rest practically writes itself. Pure. Gold.
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